Wednesday, February 04, 2004

What drives life and other philosophical stuf....
well, really frustrated even to think about this ........but anyway, i have to tell u that In this age, Traffic is the thing to watch out !!
For a long time, i was analyzing my life, something like what guides it, where am i heading to, what hinders my route etc. and i found that the ultimate problem in this world is TRAFFIC !!
Think of this real life scenario ( from the life of great philosopher Pamcrates Descartes, staying in Jayanagar, Bangalore ) . Let us call him X.
1. X plans to jog everyday. But if he goes for jogging, he has to start late for office ( say 8.30 AM), which will enable him to reach the office by 10 PM (at the earliest ). The point to be noted is that, his office is 4.5 kms away from his house !! This is bcos of the traffic in the route which he takes( which is probably the only route he can take !)
2. Ok, X reaches office at 10 AM , and what he finds during Breakfast time ( at 10 ?? ), well, a big queue , waiting for bread slices ( bcos, all other popular items are 'over' by that time ! ). frustrated , he goes to his workplace !!
3. What should he find when he clicks google.com, "CONNECTION TIMED OUT ". Sometimes, he gets "network busy" message ( for a change perhaps).
Having , found out the root cause of all troubles in the world, i propose to find a solution, called Pamcrates Laws, which shall be followed by everyone in this World ( and Mars too, if they dont wanna cross swords with martians ). This will be extended to a Universal solution, which will be available in all languages ( i have sent a search squad to catch Babel fish ).

So, wait for some more time....

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